Its okay to be ugly...just ask your mom *lol*

"love me or hate me but u can never replace me!"

Roses are red, violets are corny, when i think of you oh baby i get horny, eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fuk me, very slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, use your tongue && make it nasty.

When life gives you lemons use the lemon juice and squeeze it in the eyes of your enimies!

I wish i could be a tree so i could make tree babies...

Pot is a plant,
That grows in the ground.
If god didn't want it,
It wouldn't be around.
So all you f**kers that don't get high,
Shut the f**k up and get it a try

Money cant buy u happiness but it can sure buy u alcohol and it makes me pretty dayum happy

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel.
Unless it's a sewage pipe... because there's just sewage.

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

"If the moon was made of cheese, i bet it would make a lot of nachos!"
By: David, My Boyfriend