When life gives you lemons use the lemon juice and squeeze it in the eyes of your enimies!

I wish i could be a tree so i could make tree babies...

Pot is a plant,
That grows in the ground.
If god didn't want it,
It wouldn't be around.
So all you f**kers that don't get high,
Shut the f**k up and get it a try

Money cant buy u happiness but it can sure buy u alcohol and it makes me pretty dayum happy

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel.
Unless it's a sewage pipe... because there's just sewage.

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

Never go on a Train when ur high

i did once the conducter was like ur ticket please i was like

I'm a TREEEE

It's funny when you loved someone but they werent there for you & when you have the courage to walk away You take a chance & fall in love & your past sees this & tries to break through your mind but by that time your already gone...

Sometimes life gets crazy and you end up alone staring at your old life thinking.... what happened?

I wish that I could bake a cake. Made out of rainbows and smiles, and we could all eat it and be happy!