* LiFeS sHoRt - RuN aRoUnD - nAkEd *

"If the moon was made of cheese, i bet it would make a lot of nachos!"
By: David, My Boyfriend

Please stay away
Please dont stay
If you dont you will be reported missing
dont blame me I warned you
I'm PMSing

Life's a B**ch........
and so am i!

You know you're blonde if you cry for help because you got stuck in an escalator when the power went out.

There is no such thing as gravity

..............THE WOLRD SUX........................

**EvRy1 mAkEs MiStAkEs.................AsK uR mUm!!**

Life is a poop
A big
Hard
Poop
A real
Pain in the
Butt

Live life, dont get too drunk, and use condoms

I'm like mom please don't blame it on me
i got my bad habits from
you, dad, and aunt steve
-im awesome