"Read the Bible, it will scare the Hell out of you!"

Have i ever thought about suicide YES. But i'm i ever gonna do it- HELL to the F&*K NO.

If you eat that,you are going to get fat.

When life throws you lemons throw them back and demand limes

* LiFeS sHoRt - RuN aRoUnD - nAkEd *

"If the moon was made of cheese, i bet it would make a lot of nachos!"
By: David, My Boyfriend

Please stay away
Please dont stay
If you dont you will be reported missing
dont blame me I warned you
I'm PMSing

Life's a B**ch........
and so am i!

10 out of 5 doctors think it's OK to be schizophrenic.

-Anonymous

Dont be silly so wrap up willy