Funny Quotes About Life

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  • You know you're blonde if you cry for help because you got stuck in an escalator when the power went out.

    by Emi
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  • There is no such thing as gravity

    ..............THE WOLRD SUX........................

    by BlEeDiNgSlOwLy
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  • **EvRy1 mAkEs MiStAkEs.................AsK uR mUm!!**

    by *~MaDnEsS~*
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  • If I wasn't wierd what fun would my life be?

    by LChandler
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  • && i SMiLE BECAUSE i HAVE N0 iDEA WHAT`S G0iNG 0N....

    [{[{SHELBY}]}]

    by TRAGiC BEAUTY
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  • I wanna be bigger than Jesus and bigger than wrestling. Bigger than the Beatles and bigger than breast implants. I'm gonna be the biggest thing to hit these little kids. Bigger than guns, better than cigarettes.

    by modern day barbie
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  • Life is a poop
    A big
    Hard
    Poop
    A real
    Pain in the
    Butt

    by Vanya
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  • Live life, dont get too drunk, and use condoms

    by ADRi3NN3
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  • The early bird catches the worm, but weasles dont get sucked up by jet engines.

    by InterviewWithTheKat
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  • This was on a sign at a church...it was this summer, about 90 degrees outside.

    "And you think it"s hot here?"
    -God

    by Kelley Jo
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