You know you're blonde if you cry for help because you got stuck in an escalator when the power went out.

There is no such thing as gravity

..............THE WOLRD SUX........................

**EvRy1 mAkEs MiStAkEs.................AsK uR mUm!!**

If I wasn't wierd what fun would my life be?

&& i SMiLE BECAUSE i HAVE N0 iDEA WHAT`S G0iNG 0N....

[{[{SHELBY}]}]

Life is a poop
A big
Hard
Poop
A real
Pain in the
Butt

Live life, dont get too drunk, and use condoms

The early bird catches the worm, but weasles dont get sucked up by jet engines.

This was on a sign at a church...it was this summer, about 90 degrees outside.

"And you think it"s hot here?"
-God

Life is like a box of chocolates....
I hate chocolate...