Funny Quotes About Life

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  • This was on a sign at a church...it was this summer, about 90 degrees outside.

    "And you think it"s hot here?"
    -God

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  • Life is like a box of chocolates....
    I hate chocolate...

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  • Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

    Baz Luhrmann

    by Tara
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  • Therapy? What Therapy? Listen to Christina Aguilera while driving. That's what you need.

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  • Why are all nudists people that you don't want to see naked?

    by Tony
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  • I always make fun of my friends. My favorite thing to do is tease their "manhood". It's alright though.. I tell them, as long as they have sex in snowbanks... I think they'll be fine..

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  • Dear life,
    if tomarrow dosent get better its over between us...
    sincerly,
    Emo kid XP

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  • If You Take A Look In My Eye, You Will See That I'll Be A Ganster Till I Die!!

    by SaMiE
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  • If everyone on earth was dead but me and you, i still wouldng marry youu. id marry the richest dead guy.. =)

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  • The trouble with life is that there's no background music.

    by kayla
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