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This was on a sign at a church...it was this summer, about 90 degrees outside. |
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Life is like a box of chocolates.... |
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Read the directions, even if you don't follow them. |
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Therapy? What Therapy? Listen to Christina Aguilera while driving. That's what you need. |
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Why are all nudists people that you don't want to see naked? |
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I always make fun of my friends. My favorite thing to do is tease their "manhood". It's alright though.. I tell them, as long as they have sex in snowbanks... I think they'll be fine.. |
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Dear life, |
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If You Take A Look In My Eye, You Will See That I'll Be A Ganster Till I Die!! |
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If everyone on earth was dead but me and you, i still wouldng marry youu. id marry the richest dead guy.. =) |
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The trouble with life is that there's no background music. |