Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Baz Luhrmann

Therapy? What Therapy? Listen to Christina Aguilera while driving. That's what you need.

Why are all nudists people that you don't want to see naked?

I always make fun of my friends. My favorite thing to do is tease their "manhood". It's alright though.. I tell them, as long as they have sex in snowbanks... I think they'll be fine..

Dear life,
if tomarrow dosent get better its over between us...
sincerly,
Emo kid XP

I'm like mom please don't blame it on me
i got my bad habits from
you, dad, and aunt steve
-im awesome

I wanna be bigger than Jesus and bigger than wrestling. Bigger than the Beatles and bigger than breast implants. I'm gonna be the biggest thing to hit these little kids. Bigger than guns, better than cigarettes.

Nana nana nana!

'humor is to life, what salt is to a hard boiled egg'

“Childhood: In which men never leave”