Funny Quotes About Life

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  • You get a little moody sometimes but I think that's because you like to read. People that like to read are always a little fcuked up

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  • If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

    by Amirah
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  • If everyone on earth was dead but me and you, i still wouldng marry youu. id marry the richest dead guy.. =)

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  • Who moved the signs during my pursuit of happiness??!!

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  • Suicide is a way of telling God: 'You can't fire me, I QUIT!

    by nora
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  • SEX DRUGS AND ROCK N ROLL SPEED WEED AND BIRTH CONTROL LIFES A B.I.T.C.H AND THEN YOU DIE SO F.U.C.K THE WORLD AND LETS GET HIGH

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  • Drugs are my anti-drug

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  • I am who i am......... or am i

    by Jenn
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  • The trouble with life is that there's no background music.

    by kayla
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  • Biitch, please.
    I fell out before
    there was a boy.
    & I panicked
    before there
    was a disco

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