Biitch, please.
I fell out before
there was a boy.
& I panicked
before there
was a disco

"I think myself fat"

Boys are bad unless they're dad

"We're born to die. Might as well have a tuna sandwich!" ~My brother.

I'm a terrible person. But hell, the sh*t I pull off is hilarious!

When in doubt, lie.

When its too late to lie, tell part of the truth.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, and what does kill you....eh let it.

You get a little moody sometimes but I think that's because you like to read. People that like to read are always a little fcuked up

2 guys arguing about something, ones white and ones black:
w.guy:no thats not the way i wanna do it
b.guy: the president is black, ILL tell YOU how we're gonna do it

Who moved the signs during my pursuit of happiness??!!