I am who i am......... or am i

The trouble with life is that there's no background music.

Biitch, please.
I fell out before
there was a boy.
& I panicked
before there
was a disco

"I think myself fat"

Who moved the signs during my pursuit of happiness??!!

Boys are bad unless they're dad

"We're born to die. Might as well have a tuna sandwich!" ~My brother.

I'm a terrible person. But hell, the sh*t I pull off is hilarious!

When in doubt, lie.

When its too late to lie, tell part of the truth.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, and what does kill you....eh let it.