Funny Quotes About Life

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  • " You know you're crazy when you talk to yourself, but you are certifiable when you argue with yourself and lose!"

    by Frankie
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  • " Don't be mean to the nerds! They might be ur boss sumday!"

    by Leah
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  • Mirrors cant talk...and luckly for you they cant laugh either...!!!

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  • 2009 F**Ks 2008 sucks 2009 rules hell ya

    by Becx
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  • Rain, Rain go away , come back and piss on me another day

    by Jessi
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  • Fruit loops R like gay cherrios.

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  • Walking in the shopping centre,
    We saw this dull looking COUPLE.

    Friend: Aww look emo love!
    [Both of us,'AWWWWW']
    Me: Wait.. And their still EMO?!

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  • If you melt dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?

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  • "I am starting to hate my own creation!,,,
    now i know how God feels,,,"
    -Homer-

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  • Secrects
    are like feet
    in a pair of high heels
    thier bond
    to come out

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