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People say- Why are you so dumb if you're a brunette? |
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" You know you're crazy when you talk to yourself, but you are certifiable when you argue with yourself and lose!" |
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" Don't be mean to the nerds! They might be ur boss sumday!" |
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Mirrors cant talk...and luckly for you they cant laugh either...!!! |
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2009 F**Ks 2008 sucks 2009 rules hell ya |
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Rain, Rain go away , come back and piss on me another day |
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Officer, I swear to drunk i'm not God!!! |
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One time i pulled the shaving cream trick, it put it on my friends hand and tickled his nose. to my suprise it worked. well i actually didnt tickle his nose i stuck a pencil in it (not rele a quote but it happened i thought it to be funny) |
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Fruit loops R like gay cherrios. |
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If you melt dry ice, can you swim without getting wet? |