Well God, I guess you got me again, didn't you?
Yeah, that was a good one, God.
Hope it made you laugh, you sick bastard.
-Cartman

If nice guys finish last, and cheaters never win, then does that mean you have to be bad to win?

Okay, i'm back.
What'd i miss?

OH SH!T!

-God

HavE YoU EveR NoticeD ThaT WheN PeoplE TeacH TheiR KidS TO RidE A BikE... TheY AlwayS ForgeT TO TelL TheM HoW TO StoP!!!

Your life will die if you dont get what you want

Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me beautiful
What happened to you?

Nice work! good job! well done!

~*~I LOVE JOHN CENA~*~

"Only three things will survive nuclear warfare:

1) Cockroaches
2)Twinkies
3)Oprah Winfrey

The cockroaches will eat the Twinkies, and Oprah will eat the cockroaches. Society will go on."

*iF My MUSiC iS tOO lOUD;;
yUR 2 OlD...

hAhA..lol =]