Funny Quotes About Life

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  • "I am starting to hate my own creation!,,,
    now i know how God feels,,,"
    -Homer-

    by leinhart
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  • 3 guys walk into a bar
    the fourth one ducks

    by Stuart
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  • I'm the only person in the world that can eat your stomach from the inside out.

    by Tony
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  • Secrects
    are like feet
    in a pair of high heels
    thier bond
    to come out

    by KemistryKia
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  • When lifes a betch, tell it to go lay down by its bowl.

    by Kylie Jo
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  • When I'm sick, I am very tempermental. I do not appreciate being hasseled. I do not like being mothered. I do not like being flatly ignored. I do not like being laughed at for running out of tissues. I most ceraintly hate being denied my chocolate.

    by theory of the loser
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  • Walking in the shopping centre,
    We saw this dull looking COUPLE.

    Friend: Aww look emo love!
    [Both of us,'AWWWWW']
    Me: Wait.. And their still EMO?!

    by howwilltheystopme
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  • It's Frizzen!

    by Casey
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  • Hueva said money cant buy happiness didnt know where to shop!

    by SarZz
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  • My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

    by haneen
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