If you melt dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?

"I am starting to hate my own creation!,,,
now i know how God feels,,,"
-Homer-

3 guys walk into a bar
the fourth one ducks

I'm the only person in the world that can eat your stomach from the inside out.

Secrects
are like feet
in a pair of high heels
thier bond
to come out

When lifes a betch, tell it to go lay down by its bowl.

When I'm sick, I am very tempermental. I do not appreciate being hasseled. I do not like being mothered. I do not like being flatly ignored. I do not like being laughed at for running out of tissues. I most ceraintly hate being denied my chocolate.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

If nice guys finish last, and cheaters never win, then does that mean you have to be bad to win?

Your life will die if you dont get what you want