Funny Quotes About Life

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  • People Dissing Me,
    Sat On A Wall,
    People Dissing Me,
    Had A Great Fall.
    And All The Kings Horses,
    And All The Kinds Men,
    Couldnt Put Their Lives Together Again!
    Get It?

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  • When God created man She was only joking.

    by Taylor
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  • When you get annoyed, it takes 42 muscles to frown and 4 muscles to stretch your arm and punch the heck out of them.

    by Sharon
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  • Quit using my name in vain,
    goddamit!

    -God

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  • T-shirts at Wal-Mart.

    (Guy's Black Shirt)
    My girlfriends out of town.

    (Girl's White Shirt)
    My boyfriends out of town.

    Im waiting to see a couple like that O_o hmm

    (Guy's Green Shirt With Stick Figures)
    My Mom Can Beat Up Your Dad.

    by Phillip
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  • GIRLS SUCK!!....thats why we created the tom-boy!! haha

    by grace
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  • Basketball is life so DEAL wit it!!!!!!!!

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  • "Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on?" he asked me. "The big show is inside my head," I said.

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  • 6 ways to be emo:
    1. loose all your nice friends and hang out w/ weird ones.
    2. wear tons of black cloths
    3. think the world is horrible.
    4. hate your mom
    5. make sad frowny face
    6. then you are ready for the wrist.

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  • I'm big, you're small
    I'm smart, you're dumb
    You're short, I'm tall
    I'm queen, you're a bum
    THEREFORE
    I win, you lose!!

    by Kaetaj
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