People Dissing Me,
Sat On A Wall,
People Dissing Me,
Had A Great Fall.
And All The Kings Horses,
And All The Kinds Men,
Couldnt Put Their Lives Together Again!
Get It?

When God created man She was only joking.

When you get annoyed, it takes 42 muscles to frown and 4 muscles to stretch your arm and punch the heck out of them.

If this world didn't suck.
Than we'd fall off.

Jesus is coming....LOOK BUSY!!!

"Women love chocolate but chocolate kills dogs so women love dog poison."

Do You Have To Go To The Bathroom?
--cause your playing like a piece of sh*t

Quit using my name in vain,
goddamit!

-God

T-shirts at Wal-Mart.

(Guy's Black Shirt)
My girlfriends out of town.

(Girl's White Shirt)
My boyfriends out of town.

Im waiting to see a couple like that O_o hmm

(Guy's Green Shirt With Stick Figures)
My Mom Can Beat Up Your Dad.

GIRLS SUCK!!....thats why we created the tom-boy!! haha