Basketball is life so DEAL wit it!!!!!!!!

6 ways to be emo:
1. loose all your nice friends and hang out w/ weird ones.
2. wear tons of black cloths
3. think the world is horrible.
4. hate your mom
5. make sad frowny face
6. then you are ready for the wrist.

Me:: aww, don't blame the homework. it hates u just as much as u hate it.

Andrew:: lol i don't think homework has the capacity to hate, but i wish it was a sexual so it'd do its self

~atual IM convo! lmfao!!~

Before you want go diagnose me with ADD you might wanna try to....oh, look! It's a birdie!

I'm big, you're small
I'm smart, you're dumb
You're short, I'm tall
I'm queen, you're a bum
THEREFORE
I win, you lose!!

God is nothing more than a comedian performing in front of an audience that is to afraid to laugh.

I wish my lawn mower was emo, so it would cut itself

"Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on?" he asked me. "The big show is inside my head," I said.

Me: Don't you just hate suicidal people?
Josh: Yeah... wait, r u a suicidal person?
Me: No.
Josh: Ok, then yes.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
none...it should already be open when the women brings it to you