How many men does it take to open a beer?
none...it should already be open when the women brings it to you

<=>ii wish mii lawn was emo, so iit wld cut itself<=>

Moooooo..I'm a Chicken.lmaoo

Whatever floats your boat finds your remote and tickles your pickle

I understand that life isn't fair...but why can it never be unfair in my favor?

Dont do the crime if you cant pay the time!!!

I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose!

If life gives you lemons squeeze the juice in someone's eye.

Your mom

Don't Play a Player,
Don't Hustle a Hustler,
And Never Cheat a Cheater!