Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Im not one of those freaks,
    who write quotes about suicide.
    because i dont know about you..
    but I dont want to die.

    by Jess
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  • Boy Plez... You were in my pants 5 minutes ago!

    by Blue eyes~
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  • Ghetto Spelling B
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    Judge:Your word is:"Omelette"
    White Student:UuUum...Can U uz
    dat in a sentance plz?
    Judge:You Pissin Me Off Buh Ima Let(omelette) You Slip.

    l0lzroflmfao xD
    *I'm Black Bii Da Way* >;]

    by C
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  • "Life is like women... you have a bad day screw both of them"

    by SWEET PEA 318
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  • Life is like an artichoke
    i dont know why
    but it just is!

    by Rio
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  • What is up with everyone giving quotes about "if life gives you lemons" who really cares what you'd do with your lemons I get them all the time

    by Samantha
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  • Guy: I love you baby.
    girl: I love me too.

    by Kaetaj
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  • I throw myself on the bed sometimes singin 'zz' gotta 'zzz' we will sleep all night and snore all day and throw all our educaition away...

    by XxDaisyxX
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  • I know, I know, I'm so funny and cute, and my hair blows in the wind, But is that the best u can do! plez oh plez its makin me sick!

    by Blue eyes~
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  • Just like a body building elf, life is short and hard

    -- not mine, but I liked it

    by TallPaul
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