Bumper stickers

The kids drive me crazy. I drive em everywhere.

Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, ur squintin to read it.

They couldnt repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder!

Just like a body building elf, life is short and hard

-- not mine, but I liked it

.::.FoR aLL tHoSe PeOpLe DaT lUv To TaLk ShYt BoUt Me DuN gEt Pi*sEd WhEn U gEt DiSsEd CuZ u JuS aNoThA h*e On MaH sHyT LiSt.::.

Why not live your life like Laguna Beach?

Oh we're all good inside but we can't help but push the retard down the stairs.

Blondes do it *~good~*... but brunettes do it ~*better*~

As I walkthrugh the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil
(cuz i'm the baddest mother fu***** in the valley

You have to start off like YOU before you can be like ME :)

I hate the word blog for some reason....but i always have a new one with sweet little nuggets of informative gold.

Once it goes in, it has to come out wet.

- Ryan said it lol.