Some say you need friends some say you don't but i say get a dog and you don't need them hahaha lol sorry ..

A GUY WITH A BIG COCK HAS A BIG BRAIN/GUY WITH SMALL COCK HAS NOTHING!

If we as humans are the supreme ruler of this planet, we've done a pretty commendable job, but if there's someone above us... he's a bad leader !!!

Shame on you for triknig me once or twice but shame on me for trinking me more than three

LOOK AT MY NIGGA
GOT HIM ON MY OWN
DON'T LOOK AT HIM
I DON'T WORRY YOU WON'T
SO BACK OFF
I'LL GIVE YOU A B* SLAP
BUT GURL LOOK IN THE MIRROR
U GOT NO ASS

Sure Guys like Blondes BUT they luv Blondes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hear you have to do everything around your house. Kick the
dog, thrash the kids, beat the wife.

(i know this is random)
do u know who took my cream of chicken soup? its the 1 with a pop top!
there's a bike flying in the air outside my house!! yayyyyy meee!! im so prettiful!!!! :D