Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Some say you need friends some say you don't but i say get a dog and you don't need them hahaha lol sorry ..

    by aisyned
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  • A GUY WITH A BIG COCK HAS A BIG BRAIN/GUY WITH SMALL COCK HAS NOTHING!

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  • If we as humans are the supreme ruler of this planet, we've done a pretty commendable job, but if there's someone above us... he's a bad leader !!!

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  • Shame on you for triknig me once or twice but shame on me for trinking me more than three

    by 2die4
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  • LOOK AT MY NIGGA
    GOT HIM ON MY OWN
    DON'T LOOK AT HIM
    I DON'T WORRY YOU WON'T
    SO BACK OFF
    I'LL GIVE YOU A B* SLAP
    BUT GURL LOOK IN THE MIRROR
    U GOT NO ASS

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  • Sure Guys like Blondes BUT they luv Blondes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • I hear you have to do everything around your house. Kick the
    dog, thrash the kids, beat the wife.

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  • (i know this is random)
    do u know who took my cream of chicken soup? its the 1 with a pop top!
    there's a bike flying in the air outside my house!! yayyyyy meee!! im so prettiful!!!! :D

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