Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Tell your littel voices to shut up.
    I can't hear mine.

    by XxIntuitiveAdvicexX
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  • :::==Sticks and stones may break my bones, but WhIpS and ChAiNs excite me, so tie me up and throw me DoWn and show me that you like me:::==

    by kristen
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  • When you die you lose the most important part of your life!

    by Jackie
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  • Trust in the Lord with all your heart but lock your car door

    -my friend scott

    by RachelAnne
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  • God screwed up
    And then got really smart......
    ......................................
    ......................................
    And made women

    by mer
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  • When life throws you lemons, make lemonade then hunt life down throw him to the ground and pour the lemonade in his eyes and say "Thats for throwing lemons at me you dirty lemon throwing biatch"
    -Rhys (c)

    by Lost2Life
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  • Catch your breath,
    pinch your wirst,
    yeah it's true,
    i do exist

    by melly xx
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  • Class is dead, darling;
    it died with the dinosaurs.
    it traded it's pearls & white wine
    for a myspace & corona.
    welcome to the 21st century;
    would you like fries with that?

    by Lozzy
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  • MoViE sTaRs WaLk On ThE rEd CaRpEt
    I wAlK oN tOiLeT PaPeR cUz Im ThE SHIT!!!

    by Tay
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  • How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

    by Lemonbread
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