I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!

You can't buy happiness,
but you can buy ice cream.

Beauty fades, stupidity lasts forever

"If your parents never had kids...chances are you wont either..."

-unknown

Whoever said looks dont get you what you want, was ugly.

MoViE sTaRs WaLk On ThE rEd CaRpEt
I wAlK oN tOiLeT PaPeR cUz Im ThE SHIT!!!

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

When you don't know what else to do, smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.

I lost 10 pounds, but don't worry, I found it again.

My heart is as broken as eggs on a sunday morning