Funny Quotes About Life

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  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
    *Not Mine*

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  • Don't wait on the corner of the street, in the rain, for her to finally fall in love with you, you might catch a cold

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  • In life there are creators, who control their creations, and creations, who blindly obey their creators. I choose to be a creator. If you choose to be a creation I think well get along just fine. ;)

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  • Don't drink and drive, Smoke weed and fly!

    by xCezx
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  • I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it!

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  • I AM NOT LAZY.................................
    im energetically chalenged!!!!!!!!:)

    by becca
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  • "Life is like a box of chocolates and yet it sucks"

    by Tyler
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  • What will happen if someone finds a 4 leaf clover under a ladder?

    by Teresa
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  • I dont get scared wen i watch bloody horror movies, i can ride on roller coasters without a sound, im not scared to go outside in the middle of the night if i hear a noise........but i get scared when the toast pops out of the toaster. :D

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  • "Time can't be tampered with. But setting your parents clock an hour behind can't hurt."

    by Britt
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