Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shot them

I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy ever minute of it

Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him cause you were too busy getting stoned...he'll understand

My mom was a ventriloquist and
she always was throwing her voice.
For ten years I thought the dog
was telling me to kill my father.

I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it!

Well, they say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

::---===I want to be burried face down so the people that dont like me,
Can
Kiss
My
Ass!===::--

Death is God's way of telling man "Your fired!"
................
Suicide is man's way of telling god, "You can't fire me! I quit!"

YOU'RE ONLY YOUNG ONCE SO BE BAD BREAK THE RULES
GET CAUGHT && MAKE iT COUNT.

Never knock on deaths door
ring the doorbell and run...
he hates that.