Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I AM NOT LAZY.................................
    im energetically chalenged!!!!!!!!:)

    by becca
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  • Let's be nothing. I heard it lasts forever.

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  • There is a thin line between insanity and reality.... and guess what.... i just eraced it....

    Auther: unknown

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  • Don't tell me the sky is the limit...
    when there are footprints on the moon ♥

    by jennyx3
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  • Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shot them

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  • I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy ever minute of it

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  • Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

    by JESSIE
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  • Smoke smoke smoke a joint
    drink a sip of wine
    lite it up and take a puff
    and blow your f**king mind

    by Liz
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  • People laugh, I get mad- People get mad, I laugh.

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  • I ran with scissors, and SURVIVED, but as for the others around me, im not sure i could say the same for them.

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