My autobiography:
i'm the shit. the end =]

Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him cause you were too busy getting stoned...he'll understand

"Time can't be tampered with. But setting your parents clock an hour behind can't hurt."

I have two emotions; rage and supressed rage.

Honey, if you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

:::==Sticks and stones may break my bones, but WhIpS and ChAiNs excite me, so tie me up and throw me DoWn and show me that you like me:::==

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shot them

I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy ever minute of it

Fruit loops are like gay cheerios