I'd be a prep but I cant get my head that far up my A-sS

When life gives you lemons . . . SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!!

15 minutes into lecture and 3 pages of notes later, he says "wait, let me start over"

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'"

Don't drink and drive, Smoke weed and fly!

I heard that the tinner you are, the crankier you are. I must be thinner in the morning

You and your rumors have something in common//you bothh get aroundd.

its not mine. i heard it from a friend. but i thought it was good..

When life hands you lemons....shove them in someones eyes and run!!!

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."

The voices may not be real, but they have good ideas!