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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. |
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I thought these qoutes were meant to be funny? I haven't laughed once. Meh maybe it's just my sense of humour. |
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Love is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. |
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Standing on the edge of tomorrow, waiting for the rest of my life to start. Trying to figure out how to hit play on the rest of my life. Waiting for everything to get easier. |
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Don't drink and drive, Smoke weed and fly! |
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"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'" |
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Apparently eating chocolate produces chemicals that are very similar to the kind that your body produces when your in love, in that case love makes me puke. |
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Fruit loops are like gay cheerios |
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I'd be a prep but I cant get my head that far up my A-sS |
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I'm not short... |