Guys are like roses..you have to watch out for the pricks

Throwing fertilizer at people who need to grow up.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my brother to swim.

Beauty fades, stupidity lasts forever

This is a rake & shovel conversation. No h0es allowed .

I'd be a prep but I cant get my head that far up my A-sS

Lifes a b i t c h...
you might as well be one to

Love is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If practice makes perfect,
And nobody's perfect,
Why practice?