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If life is like a box of chocolates |
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Sometimes Words Are Not Enough.. :( |
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Next time ur depressed just remember U WERE THE FASTEST SPERM CELL!!! ;D |
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Phone sex; I'll bet it wasn't what that telemarketer was expecting. |
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If Mother Nature was to stab everyone who abused her then we would all be dead. |
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Throwing fertilizer at people who need to grow up. |
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Tech support: "We aren't satisfied until You aren't satisfied!" |
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!" |
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As I lay in my bed and look up at the stars, I think to myself, Where the hell is my ceiling? |
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"Why don't you go put a condom on ur head coz if ur gonna act like a d*ck, you might as well look like one to." |