"Buying a gun is like sex. theres an exceptionally long waiting period, and most times you just end up shooting yourself..."

-James P. Connelly

"Why don't you go put a condom on ur head coz if ur gonna act like a d*ck, you might as well look like one to."

You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!

"Me no study
Me no care
Me go marry a millionair
If he die
Me no cry
Me go marry nother guy"

Funny what people write on walls, this one came off our school wall, it cracked us up...

Dont get high on life
cereal hurts when it gets stuck
up your nose!!

Men Were Born In Between The Legs Of A Woman, Yet, Men Spend All Their Life Trying To Get Back In Between Them.
Why? Cuz There's No Place Like Home....LoL

I'm Sorry, My Concience Called In Sick Again

In life, only one person gets to shine, so move outta my way, you're blocking my light

Life isnt always beer and skittles- sometimes you get tequilia and smarties with it too!!!

Roll Roll Roll Your Joint, Gently Down The Line, Take A Toke, Inhale Dat Smoke, And Blow Your Friggin Mind!!

Ha Ha Love it :P