Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Lets live in a world where chickens can cross the rode without having their motivations questioned.

*my friend said it to me once*

My mom always told me that everyone is given a gift...it just turns out that some people's gift is to screw everything up.

Cinderella is proof that a pair of shoes CAN change your life!

If practice makes perfect,
And nobody's perfect,
Why practice?

Roll Roll Roll Your Joint, Gently Down The Line, Take A Toke, Inhale Dat Smoke, And Blow Your Friggin Mind!!

Ha Ha Love it :P

Don't fall in love, falling hurts

MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown MENstrul cramps, MENopause did u eva notice how all our problems start wid MEN???

Boy: Why do you wear a bra it isnt like you have anything to fill it with!

Girl: You wear pants dont you?

You may be prettier and more popular than me, but at least I can fill my bra. ;)