Boy: Why do you wear a bra it isnt like you have anything to fill it with!

Girl: You wear pants dont you?

My girldfriend said, "I'm seeing another man." I said, "Well, try rubbing your eyes or something."

You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!

Dont get high on life
cereal hurts when it gets stuck
up your nose!!

MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown MENstrul cramps, MENopause did u eva notice how all our problems start wid MEN???

The tooth fairy teaches children
that they can sell their body parts for money.
I blame her for prostitution.

It isn't homework unless its due tomorrow!

Beauti is just a light Switch away!!

I like dead end signs. They're kind. They at least have the decency to let you know you're going nowhere.
-Bugs Bunny

Men Were Born In Between The Legs Of A Woman, Yet, Men Spend All Their Life Trying To Get Back In Between Them.
Why? Cuz There's No Place Like Home....LoL