Don't trip, if you can't take the fall

I talk to myself cause I'm the only one who really listens and agrees.

Beauti is just a light Switch away!!

Love is like peeing your pants...Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth. .

~If.AlL.yOu.NeEdEd.In.ThIs.WoRlD.tO
SuRvIvE.wAs.A.mAn.EvErYoNe.WoUlD
bE.dEaD~

Guys are like bulls, all balls and no brains

Guys dont just become perverts, Girls are just too damn sexy to resist!

You know it's sad when you tell yourself off for interrupting a conversation with yourself.

Boys say its great,boys say it's fine but nine months later they say it aint mine..lol

It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye