Funny Quotes About Life

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  • MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown MENstrul cramps, MENopause did u eva notice how all our problems start wid MEN???

    by emily
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  • The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell their body parts for money.
    I blame her for prostitution.

    by Lozzy
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  • Life isnt always beer and skittles- sometimes you get tequilia and smarties with it too!!!

    by Shelbi
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  • Always remember, when SHE cancels a date, she HAS TO.
    But.... when HE cancels a date...... he HAS TWO.

    -pinoy jokes-

    by PinkBlue
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  • God created men first, because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

    by melly xx
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  • If you had a life,
    You'd stop talking about mine.

    by xMisSxMassacrEx
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  • No one dies a virgin
    because life screws us all

    by Stephanie Naylor
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  • "Buying a gun is like sex. theres an exceptionally long waiting period, and most times you just end up shooting yourself..."

    -James P. Connelly

    by Poetess Lana
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  • You may be prettier and more popular than me, but at least I can fill my bra. ;)

    by Su
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  • Kissing Is A Habit F*ing Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Mins. Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital
    A Baby W/out A Name The Baby Is A Bast. The Mother Is A hore This Wouldnt Happend If The Rubber Hadnt Tore!

    by Desiree
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