When Life Gives You Lemons....Find A Friend That Life Gave Tequila To And Have A Party

Your just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us

You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!

Kissing Is A Habit F*ing Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Mins. Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby W/out A Name The Baby Is A Bast. The Mother Is A hore This Wouldnt Happend If The Rubber Hadnt Tore!

An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away,
but if the doctor is cute,
screw the fruit

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell their body parts for money.
I blame her for prostitution.

Smile in the morning, it makes people wonder what you did last night...

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how the hell you did it.

God created men first, because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

When Life gives you Lemons Make Orange Juice.
Then sit back and watch the world wonder how the Hell you did it.