Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I am the person my parents warned me about.

    by Mary
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  • How can u think outside th box when you live in one?

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  • Id like to see things from your point of view but i cant shove my head that far up my @$$!!!

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  • If I were a dog and u were a flower, I'd lift my leg and give you a shower.

    by Alison
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  • "Never foget yesterday, but alwayz live for today...cuz u never know what tomorrow could bring, or what it could take away"

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  • There is a fine line between happy and
    mental ilness

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  • my heart got lost, and doesnt wanna ask for directions

    by Allison
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  • Try Try
    again has a whole new meaning
    when you
    Try Try
    again to kill yourself

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  • Im tha kinda person who laughs at a joke 3 times
    ||once|| ______when it's told
    ||once|| _____ when it's explained to me
    ||once|| __ 5 minutes later when i finally get it

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  • Conserve energy: Sleep in class

    (Aaron's shirt)

    by Micaela
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