Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I am the person my parents warned me about.

    by Mary
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  • Every time I get the urge to exercise...
    I lie down until it passes!

    by Serendipity08
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  • Life's not a garden so stop being a H O E!

    by Nacole
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  • EmbraCe the dOrk in yOurself
    Cuz lifes tO shOrt tO be cOol !!

    by JussxAxNobody
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  • I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!

    by Sarah Sharpe
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  • Got a problem with me?
    S0LVE iT.
    think i`m trippin?
    TiE MY SH0ESz.
    can`t stand me?
    SiT D0WN.
    can`t face me?
    TURN THE F**K AR0UND.

    by Secret(SILENT)Screams
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  • Trust me, my life's goal is NOT to make you suffer. I swear. It's to laugh hysterically (and/or maniacally) at your expense, whether it be through bodily harm, Krispy Kreme donuts, or any other sort of kitchen utensil/appliance you can think of.

    by Aidyn
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  • Its Better To
    Be Pissed Off
    Then Pissed ON

    by Foss
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  • You aint drunk unless you holdin on ta the floor so you dont fall

    by SuperDyke
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  • Men Were Born In Between The Legs Of A Woman, Yet, Men Spend All Their Life Trying To Get Back In Between Them.
    Why? Cuz There's No Place Like Home....LoL

    by HiS PMG
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