If practice makes perfect,
And nobody's perfect,
Why practice?

Love is like peeing your pants...Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth. .

Life isnt always beer and skittles- sometimes you get tequilia and smarties with it too!!!

Always remember, when SHE cancels a date, she HAS TO.
But.... when HE cancels a date...... he HAS TWO.

-pinoy jokes-

Finally i understands that a woman always gets the last word in an argument. Anything said after that is the start of a new argument.

God created men first, because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!

No one dies a virgin
because life screws us all

People are like rhinestones these days: FAKE

GOD's last name is not DAMMIT