I love you is 8 letters long...
But then again, so is BULLSHIT.

Can imaginary friends have imaginary friends? It isn't possible, is it? Imaginary friends can't have imaginary friends: they don't have imaginations. It's your imagination imagining an imaginary friend who has an imaginary friend.

Remember it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b**chslap the mother f*#?er upside the head

M'aimer pour qui je suis- Love me for who I am

Some people say that ones personality is relfected off their car..... well, i have no car!

Trust me, my life's goal is NOT to make you suffer. I swear. It's to laugh hysterically (and/or maniacally) at your expense, whether it be through bodily harm, Krispy Kreme donuts, or any other sort of kitchen utensil/appliance you can think of.

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!

EmbraCe the dOrk in yOurself
Cuz lifes tO shOrt tO be cOol !!

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die.