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I am the person my parents warned me about. |
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"Choose Life. |
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No matter how bad a situation is, if you can't laugh at it, you are in really deep shit. |
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. |
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Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as Hell. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going "Ahhh, crap! I thought I looked like that rock!" |
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SMILE...IT CONFUSES PEOPLE! |
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I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight! |
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M'aimer pour qui je suis- Love me for who I am |
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A promise is forever.... |
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes |