Even in the dark, somebody is able to find your last nerve.

~Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary~

If men had periods theyd be bragging about what size tampon they wore

Sometimes we lose thought of lifes simple pleasures...remember when someone pisses you off it takes 42 muscles to frown..but it only takes 4 muscles to Bi+ch-s|ap the little f.u.c.k upside the head.

Men Were Born In Between The Legs Of A Woman, Yet, Men Spend All Their Life Trying To Get Back In Between Them.
Why? Cuz There's No Place Like Home....LoL

You know it's going to be a bad day
when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

No matter how bad a situation is, if you can't laugh at it, you are in really deep shit.

I love it when someone insults me.
That means that I don't have to be nice anymore

*Mature is just what dull people call themselves*

If Everything is going your way, You're in the wrong lane.