" This is an A & B conversation so C your way out of it before E jumps over D and really Fs you up G"

Inner beauty is a shame that we dont live inside out....

Settle down precious...
i know what your going through,
10 minutes before you got here,
i was gonna jump too.

You know it's going to be a bad day
when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The things that i remember best are the things i wasn't suppose to do but i did them anyway because life is too damn short to follow the rules

Don't take life too seriously, nobody's ever made it out alive.

Be optimistic. Eventually everyone you hate will die.

This is what my friend said to me; he said, "Guess what I like? Mashed potatoes." It's like,"Dude. you have to give me time to guess. If you're gonna quiz me, you have to insert a pause."

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

You know you're PMSing when you'd rather block everyone on your buddy list than just not sign on at all.