The only differance between good girls and bad girls is that only one of them gets caught.

When your right
No one remembers
When your wrong
No one forgets

(Not mine but I hope you like it)

Trust me, my life's goal is NOT to make you suffer. I swear. It's to laugh hysterically (and/or maniacally) at your expense, whether it be through bodily harm, Krispy Kreme donuts, or any other sort of kitchen utensil/appliance you can think of.

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!

A promise is forever....
thats what people say...
welcome to reality...
their broken everyday...

EmbraCe the dOrk in yOurself
Cuz lifes tO shOrt tO be cOol !!

Life's not a garden so stop being a H O E!

Yes We're Different, But You Know The Only Reason You Stare Is Because You're Jealous.

Half of the world is made up of idiots, and the other half comprised of those smart enough to take advantage of them.

I had a wet dream of you last night.

I dreamt you got hit by a bus, and I pissed my pants laughing!