Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Sure I visit reality... it's just with a tourists visa!

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  • I miss you like a Veteran misses the war
    I remember you,
    But i never want to go back

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  • Math is emo, cuz, HELL no one can UNDERSTAND it.

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  • I live in my own little world, but it's alright cos everyone knows me here

    by Simon
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  • I had a wet dream of you last night.

    I dreamt you got hit by a bus, and I pissed my pants laughing!

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  • Figure Me Out. It's Half The Fun. :]

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  • The things that i remember best are the things i wasn't suppose to do but i did them anyway because life is too damn short to follow the rules

    by Noel
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  • GOD's last name is not DAMMIT

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  • Some Guys are full with LOVE.............and others are full of SHIT

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  • Be optimistic: everyone you hate will eventually die.

    by Shauna
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