Its Better To
Be Pissed Off
Then Pissed ON

You aint drunk unless you holdin on ta the floor so you dont fall

Well Honey if you're gonna be 2-faced, at least make one of them pretty

If you're a female teenager, telling your friends that you love them makes you normal. If you're a male teenager, telling your friends that you love them makes you gay.

I found I scream the same way if a piece of seaweed touches my foot or I'm about to be eaten by a Great White.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Step 1: admit your problem
step 2:get help
step 3: party with pink sombrero
step 4:get new problems
step 5:what was the point of step 2?

this is a small joke me and my best friend made up one day(on our 24th hour of no sleep by the way)

Yes We're Different, But You Know The Only Reason You Stare Is Because You're Jealous.