Do you think you're in a position to give me advice on life? You barely know how to live yours.

Bosses are like diapers. Always on your @$$, and usually full of $hit

If I were a dog and u were a flower, I'd lift my leg and give you a shower.

I miss you like a Veteran misses the war
I remember you,
But i never want to go back

After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F

You know you're PMSing when you'd rather block everyone on your buddy list than just not sign on at all.

Every time I get the urge to exercise...
I lie down until it passes!

Life isn't a race, so finishing first doesn't make you the winner.

A promise is forever....
thats what people say...
welcome to reality...
their broken everyday...

You aint drunk unless you holdin on ta the floor so you dont fall