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If you're gonna be two-faced,Honey at least make one of them pretty! |
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Settle down precious... |
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After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F |
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Do you think you're in a position to give me advice on life? You barely know how to live yours. |
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If men had periods theyd be bragging about what size tampon they wore |
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Every time I get the urge to exercise... |
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Some Guys are full with LOVE.............and others are full of SHIT |
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This is what my friend said to me; he said, "Guess what I like? Mashed potatoes." It's like,"Dude. you have to give me time to guess. If you're gonna quiz me, you have to insert a pause." |
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You aint drunk unless you holdin on ta the floor so you dont fall |
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The tooth farie teaches kids that they can get money for selling body parts, i blame her for prostitution. |