Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

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  • If someone was in my head, they'd want out

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  • Do you wanna fight?! Oh wait, that's right. You don't fight your own battles.

    by Tony
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  • If you think nobody cares,
    Try missing a couple of payments.

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  • " This is an A & B conversation so C your way out of it before E jumps over D and really Fs you up G"

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  • The tooth farie teaches kids that they can get money for selling body parts, i blame her for prostitution.

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  • Do you think you're in a position to give me advice on life? You barely know how to live yours.

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  • If you're gonna be two-faced,Honey at least make one of them pretty!

    by Karissa
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  • Who ever said that paper beats rock is a moron.next time i see some one i am going to throw a rock at them while they hold up a piece of paper for a shield.lolll

    by bluehun
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  • That ain't no etch-a-sketch.
    That's one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet.
    -Juno

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