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Best friends: We are the type of ppl who laugh at a joke 3 times...Once when it's told..... the second time when they explain it....and (five minutes later) when we finally get it..... |
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. |
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After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F |
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I've just realised I've been a drunk for almost half of my life. I really need to give up those 12 hour sleeps! |
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If I forget my meds one more time, I won't just be climbing up the nutty tree, I'll be flinging fruits off the top. (: |
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The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013. |
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Life is all about ass; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, or behaving like one. |
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PMS- |
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Being a pet owner means that you can blame all your bodily functions on the dog. |
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People who smile are thinking about doing evil. people who laugh have already done it,., |