Some Guys are full with LOVE.............and others are full of SHIT

Always look back at where you come from and where you've been. Don't forget to look forward to where you're going, either or you might walk into something.

He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

Best friends: We are the type of ppl who laugh at a joke 3 times...Once when it's told..... the second time when they explain it....and (five minutes later) when we finally get it.....

Sure I visit reality... it's just with a tourists visa!

Well Honey if you're gonna be 2-faced, at least make one of them pretty

If I were a dog and u were a flower, I'd lift my leg and give you a shower.

~Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary~

Try Try
again has a whole new meaning
when you
Try Try
again to kill yourself

Figure Me Out. It's Half The Fun. :]