*Mature is just what dull people call themselves*

If you're a female teenager, telling your friends that you love them makes you normal. If you're a male teenager, telling your friends that you love them makes you gay.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice; then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you pulled this one off."

If I forget my meds one more time, I won't just be climbing up the nutty tree, I'll be flinging fruits off the top. (:

Try Try
again has a whole new meaning
when you
Try Try
again to kill yourself

Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as Hell. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going "Ahhh, crap! I thought I looked like that rock!"

Well Honey if you're gonna be 2-faced, at least make one of them pretty

When life gives you lemons
Make grape juice
Then just sit back and relax
As you watch the world try to figure out
How the hell you did it

***Its all fun and games till someone gets hurt.... Then its hilarious!***

It's better to let someone think you're an idiot rather than to open your mouth and prove it.