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Cinderella stayed up till midnight at parties, Sleeping Beauty got to sleep forever, Aladdin was a thief, Snow White lived with 7 men, and Goldilocks broke into a house and ate the bear's food. |
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Laugh |
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Life's like "Facebook".....people will like your problems and comment, but none will solve them because everyone's busy updating theirs. |
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I told her to go to hell; then I thought that's probably where I'll end up. So then I told her to go to Heaven. Ha! |
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Its no use being a bad guy when the good guys aint around to try and stop you. |
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I don't care how old, or how badass you think you are, when a toddler hands you a play phone, you're going to answer it |
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You were so beautiful, until your 30 day trial of Photoshop ended. |
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Why can't rappers just say nice things? Like, "I wanna take your clothes off |
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"I see" said the blind man pissing in the wind...." its all coming back to me now!" |
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~*~One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions~*~ |