Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Who says nothing is impossible ?
    I've been doing nothing for years ~

    -- NxC

    by Natasha
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  • Sharing is caring. i dont care so i wont share XD hehehe

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  • IT'S BETTER FOR PEOPLE TO THINK YOUR AN IDIOT THAN TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND PROVE IT

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  • If you have nothing nice to say, then sit over here by me.

    by Tim
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  • "I'm not lazy; I just lack motivation."

    by JESSIE
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  • • In life, only one person gets to shine, so move outta my way, you're blocking my light

    by Vane
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  • Bavon is bacon...
    eggs is eggs...
    never letta guy in between yo legs...
    he will say ur cute...
    he will say u fine...
    9 mths. later he will say...''it aint mine''

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  • I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

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  • Flying is easy.
    You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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  • When some guy breaks your heart, friends will tell you, "Well, you deserve better." but bestfriends will prank call him in the middle of the night and say, "You will die in 7 days!"

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