Funny Quotes About Life

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  • • In life, only one person gets to shine, so move outta my way, you're blocking my light

    by Vane
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  • If you have nothing nice to say, then sit over here by me.

    by Tim
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  • "I'm not lazy; I just lack motivation."

    by JESSIE
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  • Bavon is bacon...
    eggs is eggs...
    never letta guy in between yo legs...
    he will say ur cute...
    he will say u fine...
    9 mths. later he will say...''it aint mine''

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  • REVENGE The reason I get out of bed in the morning.

    by Avie
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  • Never knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run... he hates that

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  • It's better to let someone think you're an idiot rather than to open your mouth and prove it.

    by Untamed
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  • ***Its all fun and games till someone gets hurt.... Then its hilarious!***

    by LeXi
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  • I may seem like I am under stress,
    but do not worry it is only P.M.S.

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  • Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.

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