To the hell-hole called school I am bound,
this homework is a pain that I've found.
Complete all work before the due date,
so my teacher won't mark the work late.
Screw all learning, ignorance is bliss.
Aw crap! *pssst* What's the answer to this?

50% Angel, 50% Devil, There told you I was perfect.

" Moneys can make the world go round. Without Moneys your world sure is upside down."

...menstration.....menopause...mental aches....ever realize that all our problems start with men?
-ain't my quote

"Whenever you have a bad day and nothing goes good, just think of how good that "Morning Pee" felt earlier and you will find the greatness to relieve your bad day!"

Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

I can resist everything except temptation
-oscar wilde

If men had their period, they'd compare the size of their tampons

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

((I got this from my sister, who had a kid on january 3rd of this year))
"Its weird how you go to jail for killing a child molestor. I think if you kill a child molestor, you should get a medal"

**i Very much agree**

• In life, only one person gets to shine, so move outta my way, you're blocking my light