"I'm not lazy; I just lack motivation."

Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?

REVENGE The reason I get out of bed in the morning.

If life isn't a game then why are there so many players?

(c) Copyright

Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.

It's better to let someone think you're an idiot rather than to open your mouth and prove it.

I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees
got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.

I may seem like I am under stress,
but do not worry it is only P.M.S.

Life is a beach nice shores but full of crabs

When some guy breaks your heart, friends will tell you, "Well, you deserve better." but bestfriends will prank call him in the middle of the night and say, "You will die in 7 days!"