"The truth is like anal sex-- it hurts no matter how big it is..."

"I'm not lazy; I just lack motivation."

Bavon is bacon...
eggs is eggs...
never letta guy in between yo legs...
he will say ur cute...
he will say u fine...
9 mths. later he will say...''it aint mine''

We all have blond moments
some just more than others!

Life is like a roll of toilet paper
well its there no one pays attention
But once its gone everyone has to stop and think

Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?

If you have nothing nice to say, then sit over here by me.

Your my best friend.

when you cry, I cry.
When your hurt, I'm hurt
When you fight, I'll fight
When you fall off a bridge and into the water, I'll get a paddle boat and save your retarted ass

IF U OVERDOSE ON VIAGRA, HOW DO THEY CLOSE THE COFFIN?

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