Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Wow is'nt it ironic how everyone decides to care when you have given up already.

    by bella
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  • I may seem like I am under stress,
    but do not worry it is only P.M.S.

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  • Never knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run... he hates that

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  • • In life, only one person gets to shine, so move outta my way, you're blocking my light

    by Vane
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  • Whenever i have a problem i think. "what would Chuck Norris do?"

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  • I want to work at a fast food joint... Just to be a smart a**. I would work at the window.. And someone would be like "Can I have a whopper?" and I would tell them "No."

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  • Who says nothing is impossible ?
    I've been doing nothing for years ~

    -- NxC

    by Natasha
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  • My train of thought derailed.

    by x Mo x
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  • When life gives you lemons..
    throw them back and say
    "no thanks i got no time to squeeze them let alone drink it then"

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  • " Moneys can make the world go round. Without Moneys your world sure is upside down."

    by Gwen
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