Whenever i have a problem i think. "what would Chuck Norris do?"

Yup. Nothing wastes time like facebook.

Son: mom, when will you be a grandmother?
mother: when you have a wife and son or daughter
son: what's next?
mother: nothing. i will die.
son: then i won't take a wife, for i don't want you to die!

a real story

Bombing for Peace is like having Sex for Virginity!

It's better to let someone think you're an idiot rather than to open your mouth and prove it.

I want to work at a fast food joint... Just to be a smart a**. I would work at the window.. And someone would be like "Can I have a whopper?" and I would tell them "No."

Bavon is bacon...
eggs is eggs...
never letta guy in between yo legs...
he will say ur cute...
he will say u fine...
9 mths. later he will say...''it aint mine''

• In life, only one person gets to shine, so move outta my way, you're blocking my light

Who says nothing is impossible ?
I've been doing nothing for years ~

-- NxC

If life isn't a game then why are there so many players?

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