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"The truth is like anal sex-- it hurts no matter how big it is..." |
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Alcohol doesnt make you fat... it makes you Lean... on tables, chairs, random ugly people, the floor.... |
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"I'm not lazy; I just lack motivation." |
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REVENGE The reason I get out of bed in the morning. |
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Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution. |
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Never knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run... he hates that |
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Bombing for Peace is like having Sex for Virginity! |
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A skool paper should b like a miniskirt: long enough 2 cover everything but short enough to keep it interesting... ;) |
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When life gives you lemons you should make lemonade, but find someone who life has gave them vodka and throw a PARTY! |
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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back while the world tries to figure out how you did it. |