Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Kids in the back seat don't cause accidents, accidents in the back seat
    causes kids!! :-P

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  • Whenever i have a problem i think. "what would Chuck Norris do?"

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  • ~ Only you can make choices in your life......Everyone else is just there to laugh as you make bad ones. ~

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  • Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.

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  • Wow is'nt it ironic how everyone decides to care when you have given up already.

    by bella
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  • Yup. Nothing wastes time like facebook.

    by Kaetaj
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  • Who says nothing is impossible ?
    I've been doing nothing for years ~

    -- NxC

    by Natasha
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  • Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time!!

    by chabre
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  • When i was sad, you were there. when i was depressed, you were there. when i was confused, you were there. when i was alone, you were there. what the heck are you doing there- i'm right here!!!

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  • Procrastinate now DON'T put it OFF!!

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