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"Children in the back of the car cause accidents. |
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I know that one man's trash is another man's treasure because all four of my X - wives got remarried |
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Im not as think as you drunk i am |
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Guys were only created because vibrators can't mow the grass |
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A skool paper should b like a miniskirt: long enough 2 cover everything but short enough to keep it interesting... ;) |
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In A w0rLd 0f ChEeRi0s ... Be A fRuIt Lo0p =D |
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Having a friend is like peeing your pants, anyone can see it, but only you know the true warmth of it. |
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God only created men first because you have to create a rough draft before a masterpiece! |
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Jesus is my homeboy |
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Do not lead me into temptation... I can find it myself. |