When life gives you lemons,Find somone with a paper cut =]

I may be fat, But your ugly, and i can diet!!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back while the world tries to figure out how you did it.

People are like chocolates. They look promising, but they disappoint you as soon as you bite into them.

Guys were only created because vibrators can't mow the grass

A skool paper should b like a miniskirt: long enough 2 cover everything but short enough to keep it interesting... ;)

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.

Shall you trust no one.
Let them be idiots and trust you.

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Never be ashamed of the person you are. Other people will do that for you.