Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Belly tops, flip flops
    lemonade in tha shade
    blue skies, hot guys
    late nights, water fights
    ice-creams, sweet dreams
    bathing suits, shooting hoops
    party time, schools out
    sleepin in, sneaking out
    now this is what summer's about

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  • Dear Lord,
    If you can't make me SKINNY, Please make my friends FAT

    by Jessica
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  • Once again I must tell people that I am not insane and that there is meaning to my madness...I...just need to figure it out...

    by Ashelin
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  • Life with men is like a deck of cards.... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards.

    by Tiffu
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  • Life. You can't live with it, can't live without it.

    by chfj4
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  • Sex is like pringles...once you pop you just cant stop!

    by nikki
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  • Suicide hotline, pleaase hold...

    by xx5OUL
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  • Every girl in this world has a smile that no one else has to offer.....Every smile by every girl will make some difference to someone...never believe that your the same as someone else...your smile is unique........unless your the olsen twins...

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  • "Life is full of SH_T...Always remember to wipe!"

    Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

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  • Nice men are.. ugly..
    Cute men are... mean..
    Nice and cute men are... gay

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