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Nice men are.. ugly.. |
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I wonder how deep the ocean would be if there weren't any sponges..... |
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit. |
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"Children in the back of the car cause accidents. |
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One by One the pengiuns steal my sanity. . . |
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Fake it til you make it, then shake it & bake it |
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The person smiling when something's gone wrong has found somebody else to blame. |
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Im not as think as you drunk i am |
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When life gives you lemons,Find somone with a paper cut =] |
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When life gives you lemons you should make lemonade, but find someone who life has gave them vodka and throw a PARTY! |