Girls+Chocolate=INSTANT LOVE

^^Alright i can admit it =-]^^

Life is like a box of condoms.. No matter which one you pick, your gonna get screwed..

Kids in backseats cause accidents,
accidents in backseats cause kids

*Michelle*

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shot them

Love is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

I AM NOT LAZY.................................
im energetically chalenged!!!!!!!!:)

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

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You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear

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I'd be a prep but I cant get my head that far up my A-sS

Girls lie too. So guys, get over it.