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“Was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?†-- Reverend William Spooner. |
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Life isn't a garden so don't be a ho |
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LIFE IS LIKE A D**k, WHEN IT GETS HARD... F**k IT!! |
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Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shot them |
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Kids in backseats cause accidents, |
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People like you are the reason that people like me need medication. |
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If life were a box of chocolates...I wouldn't eat it.You don't know where that chocolate has been! |
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I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy ever minute of it |
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Girls lie too. So guys, get over it. |
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If practice makes perfect but no one is perfect. Why practice? |