I wonder how deep the ocean would be if there weren't any sponges.....

Why is it when your
l i t t l e
your parents teach you
to [walk] and [talk]
but when were
o l d e r
all we hear is
[sit down] and [shut up]?

I may not be proud of the choices I have made,
but damned if I’ll regret any of them

Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

I may be fat, But your ugly, and i can diet!!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons you should make lemonade, but find someone who life has gave them vodka and throw a PARTY!

(Ron White)

To be old and wise, You first
Have to be young and stupid.

Be optimistic - after all, the bullet MIGHT miss.

Squirrels will rule the world...Llamas will spit in your eye...and constipated chickens will eat you.

-Niko (this was made by Niko, not me, Niko...if this blinds you...blame Niko)

Must stop writing down ideas when high.