Jerk: why do you wear a bra? it's not like you have anything to put in it.
girl: you wear pants, don't you?
[[ HAHAH loove it ]]

Have you ever wished you could be someone else, if only for a day? I think I'd be Periz Hilton. I would climb to the top of a building and jump off.

Im not as think as you drunk i am

When life gives you lemons you should make lemonade, but find someone who life has gave them vodka and throw a PARTY!

(Ron White)

If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

Man, never get high before a test. Because it will backfire. I did that once.. Big mistake. I wrote a huge essay on the anatomy of a frog. The teacher said it would have gotten full points. If it hadn't been a Math test.

If I stick my finger in your mouth.
Would you still try to talk?

Girls want alot of things from guys, but guys only want one thing from alot of girls

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

The person smiling when something's gone wrong has found somebody else to blame.