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It's always easier to forgive the hotter ones... |
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If you do it you regret it, if you don't do it you'll regret it, either way your gonna regret it so you might as well just do it. |
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Im multi-talented; I can talk and piss you off at the same time. |
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If life is like a box of chocolates, mine got squished. |
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So you called me a b.itch.. |
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Whenever you are feeling down and depressed, just remember that you were once the biggest, fastest and strongest sperm |
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Put A Condom On Your Ear And Screw What You Hear. |
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Sex is like math |
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When life gives you lemons,Find somone with a paper cut =] |