Suicide hotline, pleaase hold...

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

"Every woman should use what mother nature gives her before father time takes it away".

Every girl in this world has a smile that no one else has to offer.....Every smile by every girl will make some difference to someone...never believe that your the same as someone else...your smile is unique........unless your the olsen twins...

I Love Hearing Rumors About myself,
Most The Time, Its Stuff I Didnt Even Know Bout Myself. lol

A skool paper should b like a miniskirt: long enough 2 cover everything but short enough to keep it interesting... ;)

Guys were only created because vibrators can't mow the grass

I never finish anyth

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...