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Jerk: why do you wear a bra? it's not like you have anything to put in it. |
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If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. |
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Do you know why people like watching Horror movies? Because who doesn't like to see perfect people get hacked to bits? |
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Will Eat For Food |
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Kids in the back seat cause accidents, but |
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"yes, i am so scared of spiders, i cry when i see spiders, and i also cry when i have to get a shot with a needle, because i hate needles..so if a spider ever attacks me with a needle-im screwed" |
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I wish my homework was asexual... then it would do itself. |
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If life hands you lemons throw them back and say, "Make your own damn lemonade!" |
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People are like chocolates. They look promising, but they disappoint you as soon as you bite into them. |
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*i wasn't born with enough middle fingers to show you how i REALLY feel.* |